never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.(via indie-idiosyncrasies)
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent
Pringle can be so lazy. Sometimes he just opens his mouth and waits for me to put food in.