I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like
is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains
come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs
aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES
I just want a preferably cute person around my age to cuddle and snuggle with.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
what do you call a cute guy from hawaii
i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
That shirt though
people with pokemon-themed blogs who can’t even tag fanart with the names of the pokemon and instead go “too lazy to look up the name lol” YOU ARE WEAK AND WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER
yOU DON’T KNOW THIS SHIT OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD YET??IT’S LIKE YOU DIDN’T EVEN GO TO POKEMON TRAINER SCHOOL OR SOMETHING