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DIY RAD AS HECKIE DINOSAUR CROWN
WHAT IS DIY YOU ASK? IT IS DO IT YOURSELF SO LISTEN UP TITSTICK
YOU WILL NEED SOME THING

  • SMALL DINOSAURS OBVIOUSLY ARE YOU DUMB
  • WIRE
  • DUCT TAPE
  • HOT GLUE GUN
  • LIMBS

GET 2 OR 3 PACKS OF POCKET SIZED PARTY PREDATORS FROM BIG W, SLAM THEM ON THAT CHECKOUT BC FUCK YEAH DINOSAURS

WHEN YOU GET HOME STOMP INTO YOUR MANLY SHED AND GRAB SOME MANLY AS HECKIE WIRE. USE THE WIRE CUTTERS TO CUT A LENGTH BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR HEAD

SLAM SOME DUCT TAPE AROUND THAT TO KEEP IT IN PLACE UNLESS YOU WANT A DINOSAUR RAINBOW IN WHICH CASE IGNORE THIS STEP

NOW KEEP GOING RIGHT AROUND THAT METAL HALO W THE TAPE BC WHEN YOU GLUE THE DINOSAURS THE TAPE IS A GOOD BASE

THIS STEP COULD TAKE A LITTLE WHILE SO HERE SOME GOOD MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU AT IT, FAGUETTE

NEARLY THERE YOU CAN DO IT KEEP IT UP M8 YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

NEXT GET YOUR FUCKING PARTY PREDATORS AND RIP THEM FREE FROM THAT CONFINING PACK WITH YOUR BARE TEETH AND HOLD ONE TO THE NOW BLACK HALO

NOW KARATE KICK THE SWITCH THAT GIVES LIFE TO THE GLUE GUN AND SHOOT THE UNDERSIDE OF THE DEFENSELESS DINOSAUR BEFORE SLAM DUNKING THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK ONTO YOUR CROWN OF THE NIGHT

KEEP GOING UNTIL THERE IS NO SPACE LEFT THIS TAKES TIME SO LISTEN TO THESE ALBUMS AND BE PATIENT YOU RESTLESS DICK BUCKET

TIP: GLUE THE DINOSAURS TO EACH OTHER FOR EXTRA MAN POWER AND STRENGTH BC WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

CONGRATS FUCKTRUCK YOU HAVE A CROWN OF TINY EXTINCT ANIMALS

IF YOU ARE A FOOL AND H8 DINOSAUR USE FARM ANIMALS OR SMALL PENISES I DO NOT CARE MY CROWN IS BETTER THAN YOURS ANYWAY

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